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South Africans eager to vote as local elections put failing services in focus

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 10:48 am
South Africans eager to vote as local elections put failing services in focus — World Wire
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The Straight Version

South Africans headed to the polls on November 4 to vote amidst systemic infrastructure collapse and widespread government corruption.

The UNHINGED Take

Thirty million people queuing up to vote for which flavor of incompetence will rot their pipes next. Truly a masterclass in rearranging deck chairs on a sinking, power-cut-riddled Titanic.

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Reaction GIF for South Africans eager to vote as local elections put failing services in focus

The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE SELF-SABOTAGE / 10

Thirty million people queuing up to vote for which flavor of incompetence will rot their pipes next.

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Thirty million people queuing up to vote for which flavor of incompetence will rot their pipes next. COLLECTIVE SELF-SABOTAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/south-africans-eager-to-vote-as-local-elections #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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