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Spanish transport minister faces calls to quit after deadly train crash

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·30 Oct, 02:21 pm
Spanish transport minister faces calls to quit after deadly train crash — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Spanish Transport Minister Oscar Puente denied resigning after Toledo crash that killed 69, a second high-speed rail disaster this year.

The UNHINGED Take

Puente's bravado is scarier than the bullet‑proof speed rails – he’ll keep 'responsible' seats while the nation burns. Brussels smells of clumsy craftsmanship, Spanish disaster ballet.

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The Bottom Line

BRICK‑SOCKETED / 10

Puente's bravado is scarier than the bullet‑proof speed rails – he’ll keep 'responsible' seats while the nation burns.

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Puente's bravado is scarier than the bullet‑proof speed rails – he’ll keep 'responsible' seats while the nation burns. BRICK‑SOCKETED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/spanish-transport-minister-faces-calls-to-quit-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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