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Syria-Jordan border reopens amid probe into deadly air strikes

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 03:10 am
Syria-Jordan border reopens amid probe into deadly air strikes — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Syria-Jordan border reopens as Jordan probes its own air strikes on Syria.

The UNHINGED Take

Jordan blasts itself into Syria, then blushes opening the border like a bad joke. The new security committee? A circus of half‑hearted excuses.

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SQUIZZED IN CHAOS / 10

Jordan blasts itself into Syria, then blushes opening the border like a bad joke.

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Jordan blasts itself into Syria, then blushes opening the border like a bad joke. SQUIZZED IN CHAOS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/syria-jordan-border-reopens-amid-probe-into-deadly #UnhingedWorld

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