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Syrians see Israel as biggest regional threat, followed by Iran: Survey

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 09:51 am
Syrians see Israel as biggest regional threat, followed by Iran: Survey — World Wire
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The Straight Version

A new Arab Opinion Index survey reveals 97% of Syrians view Israel as their primary regional security threat.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine living in a country pulverized into dust and still having the energy to poll who you dislike most. The regional circus is officially running itself into the ground.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION / 10

Imagine living in a country pulverized into dust and still having the energy to poll who you dislike most.

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