The Straight Version
Tenerife’s stadium filled up with thousands of mourners on Saturday where they held a tearful tribute to striker Jesus De Miguel, who passed away after colliding with a goalkeeper during a match, subsequently suffering a cardiac arrest. "To speak of you in the past tense is tremendously unfair," team captain Enric Gallego said.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Tenerife honour teammate Jesus De Miguel with tearful tribute: "Tenerife honour teammate Jesus De Miguel with tearful tribute". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Tenerife honour teammate Jesus De Miguel with tearful tribute: "Tenerife honour teammate Jesus De Miguel with tearful tribute".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Tenerife honour teammate Jesus De Miguel with tearful tribute: "Tenerife honour teammate Jesus De Miguel with tearful tribute". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/tenerife-honour-teammate-jesus-de-migue
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