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Third weekend of protests in France

๐ŸŒ World WireยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท31 Oct, 11:13 am
Third weekend of protests in France โ€” World Wire
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The Straight Version

France is bracing for a third weekend of protests with 70,000 security personnel deployed across the nation.

The UNHINGED Take

France is basically a luxury dumpster fire now. Between the boarded-up windows and the masked mobs, it is the perfect aesthetic for a country that has completely lost the plot.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE NATIONAL MELTDOWN / 10

France is basically a luxury dumpster fire now.

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France is basically a luxury dumpster fire now. ABSOLUTE NATIONAL MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/third-weekend-of-protests-in-france #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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