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Three in four displaced people live in climate danger zones, UN says

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 11:34 pm
Three in four displaced people live in climate danger zones, UN says — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Nearly 90 million forcibly displaced people live in climate danger zones.

The UNHINGED Take

UNHCR screams refugees drowning in climate hell; COP31 in Turkey looks belly‑deep, while politicians keep winking—blame their own sweat‑powered empire.

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The Bottom Line

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UNHCR screams refugees drowning in climate hell; COP31 in Turkey looks belly‑deep, while politicians keep winking—blame their own sweat‑powered empire.

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UNHCR screams refugees drowning in climate hell; COP31 in Turkey looks belly‑deep, while politicians keep winking—blame their own sweat‑powered empire. CLOWN‑SCALE DEPTH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/three-in-four-displaced-people-live-in-climate #NZElection2026

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