The Straight Version
Donald Trump claimed his suggestion of appointing Dana White as White House press secretary was only a joke.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine the briefing room turning into an octagon where the only qualification for transparency is how many cage fights you can sanction. Trump’s brain is clearly just a static-filled blender at this point.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine the briefing room turning into an octagon where the only qualification for transparency is how many cage fights you can sanction.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Imagine the briefing room turning into an octagon where the only qualification for transparency is how many cage fights you can sanction. COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/trump-only-kidding-about-dana-white-press-secretary #NZElection2026 #Unhinge
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