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Ukraine and Russia are taking the war underground as drones saturate the battlefield

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 04:52 pm
Ukraine and Russia are taking the war underground as drones saturate the battlefield — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Ukraine's Zelensky's Operation Veles drilled troops into a disused gas pipeline in Kupiansk to ambush Russians.

The UNHINGED Take

Zelensky's genius: turn a disused gas pipeline into a tunnel nest, like a burrowed iguana. Meanwhile, Russians keep mining holes as if they’re digging for IKEA furniture.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN NUTS / 10

Zelensky's genius: turn a disused gas pipeline into a tunnel nest, like a burrowed iguana.

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