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UN experts sound alarm at excessive use of force in French student protests

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 10:34 pm
UN experts sound alarm at excessive use of force in French student protests — World Wire
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UN experts denounce French police for excessive force amid student protests.

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French police toy with students like pawns, sparing no chainsaw, while UN hisses, 'enough!'—yet the cane-wielders grin with grimy pride.

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French police toy with students like pawns, sparing no chainsaw, while UN hisses, 'enough!'—yet the cane-wielders grin with grimy pride.

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French police toy with students like pawns, sparing no chainsaw, while UN hisses, 'enough!'—yet the cane-wielders grin with grimy pride. POLICE PUPPY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/un-experts-sound-alarm-at-excessive-use-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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