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Unclear what comes next as US strikes Iranian island in the Strait of Hormuz

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 10:47 am
Unclear what comes next as US strikes Iranian island in the Strait of Hormuz — World Wire
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The Straight Version

The United States conducted a secret military strike on Iran's Qeshm Island amidst ongoing diplomatic peace negotiations.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump is playing both sides of the fence like a bipolar pyromaniac while the Strait of Hormuz turns into a global dumpster fire. Absolute muppet diplomacy at its finest.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC FAILURE / 10

Trump is playing both sides of the fence like a bipolar pyromaniac while the Strait of Hormuz turns into a global dumpster fire.

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Trump is playing both sides of the fence like a bipolar pyromaniac while the Strait of Hormuz turns into a global dumpster fire. COLOSSAL DIPLOMATIC FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/unclear-what-comes-next-as-us-strikes-iranian #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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