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US carries out 'limited strikes' on Qeshm Island in Iran

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·3 Nov, 03:02 am
US carries out 'limited strikes' on Qeshm Island in Iran — World Wire
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The Straight Version

US bombs Qeshm Island hours before US midterms begin.

The UNHINGED Take

You think false‑propaganda made you safe? Iran feels your heat; meanwhile your senators recalibrate their campaign buttons. Loyalty? Ledger? It's the sky's joke and your border's punchline.

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The Bottom Line

CLOWNISH SHIT / 10

You think false‑propaganda made you safe?

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