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US midterm elections: 'Maybe the best colour for Texas is purple'

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 03:45 pm
US midterm elections: 'Maybe the best colour for Texas is purple' — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Texas flipped blue following the US midterm elections, marking a historic shift for a state that hasn't been led by Democrats in decades. The legacy of prolonged Republican leadership has left a lasting mark, but as Democrat James Talarico said with this election, 'maybe the best colour for Texas is purple.' FRANCE 24's Texas correspondent Andres Espinal reports.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from US midterm elections: "US midterm elections: Maybe the best colour for Texas is purple". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from US midterm elections: "US midterm elections: Maybe the best colour for Texas is purple".

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