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US Midterms: Democrats say ready to negotiate and promise big changes

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 11:22 am
US Midterms: Democrats say ready to negotiate and promise big changes — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Democrats secured control of both Congressional chambers and pledged to challenge the Trump administration on living costs.

The UNHINGED Take

Democrats are already preparing to perform their favorite party trick: holding a knife to Trump's throat while simultaneously begging him for a dinner date. Pure political theater for the lobotomized.

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COLOSSAL CLOWN SHOW / 10

Democrats are already preparing to perform their favorite party trick: holding a knife to Trump's throat while simultaneously begging him for a dinner date.

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Democrats are already preparing to perform their favorite party trick: holding a knife to Trump's throat while simultaneously begging him for a dinner date. COLOSSAL CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/us-midterms-democrats-say-ready-to-negotiate-and #NZElec

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