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US Midterms: Texas Democrat Talarico holds last rally ahead of vote

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 04:50 pm
US Midterms: Texas Democrat Talarico holds last rally ahead of vote — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Texas Democratic nominee James Talarico held his final campaign rally ahead of the upcoming midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Talarico is hallucinating a blue wave in a state that eats progressives for breakfast. Watching this desperate charade is like watching a toddler try to perform open-heart surgery with a plastic spork.

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COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10

Talarico is hallucinating a blue wave in a state that eats progressives for breakfast.

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Talarico is hallucinating a blue wave in a state that eats progressives for breakfast. COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/us-midterms-texas-democrat-talarico-holds-last-rally #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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