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US: Nine killed in Florida jet crash

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: DW World·2 Nov, 07:46 am
US: Nine killed in Florida jet crash — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Nine people died when a Learjet plane crashed in a residential neighborhood in Palm Beach County, Florida.

The UNHINGED Take

A Learjet turns Palm Beach into a very exclusive crater for nine unlucky souls. Guess they found a new 'hole-in-one' experience.

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A Learjet turns Palm Beach into a very exclusive crater for nine unlucky souls.

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A Learjet turns Palm Beach into a very exclusive crater for nine unlucky souls. GRAVITY WINS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/us-nine-killed-in-florida-jet-crash #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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