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US tech stocks see sharp falls as AI spending nears $1tn

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·30 Oct, 08:34 pm
US tech stocks see sharp falls as AI spending nears $1tn — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Shares in Intel continue to fall while the tech-heavy Nasdaq opens at its lowest level in more than two months.

The UNHINGED Take

"US tech stocks see sharp falls as AI spending nears $1tn" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"US tech stocks see sharp falls as AI spending nears $1tn" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"US tech stocks see sharp falls as AI spending nears $1tn" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/us-tech-stocks-see-sharp-falls-as-ai #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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