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Why are Detroit gas stations selling discounted fuel in Trump’s name?

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 03:31 am
Why are Detroit gas stations selling discounted fuel in Trump’s name? — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Detroit gas stations sold discount fuel branded as Trump, while Detroit blazes from price hikes.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s oil empire bleeding Pennies while folks choke on fossils. Burns traffic in every f***in’ city corner.

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Trump’s oil empire bleeding Pennies while folks choke on fossils.

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