The Straight Version
North Korea's elite hackers are blamed for stealing billions from Binance in a massive cyber heist.
The UNHINGED Take
Those overrated Pyongyang ninjas just hijacked crypto like a lazy kitten tugs at a mouse toy. Binance didn’t see them rolling in, just flipping over their sloppy loss.
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The Bottom Line
BAFFLED TO DEATH / 10
Those overrated Pyongyang ninjas just hijacked crypto like a lazy kitten tugs at a mouse toy.
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Those overrated Pyongyang ninjas just hijacked crypto like a lazy kitten tugs at a mouse toy. BAFFLED TO DEATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/why-north-koreas-elite-hackers-are-the-prime #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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