The Straight Version
Former military chief Gadi Eisenkot is attempting to form an Israeli government following inconclusive election results.
The UNHINGED Take
Giving a soldier the keys to a fractured parliament is like handing a flamethrower to a toddler in a fireworks factory. Good luck stitching that dumpster fire back together.
The Bottom Line
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Giving a soldier the keys to a fractured parliament is like handing a flamethrower to a toddler in a fireworks factory.
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Giving a soldier the keys to a fractured parliament is like handing a flamethrower to a toddler in a fireworks factory. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/will-eisenkot-be-able-to-form-israels-next #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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