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Zelenskyy hopes Democratic Congress will bring more US help for Ukraine

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 04:49 am
Zelenskyy hopes Democratic Congress will bring more US help for Ukraine — World Wire
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The Straight Version

US Congress urged to pump aid to Ukraine by Zelenskyy, EU echo.

The UNHINGED Take

Congress feels the wind? It'll be a polite slap in the arm while Russia enjoys a buffet of political theatrics.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Congress feels the wind?

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