The Straight Version
Oman is attempting to mediate a non-aggression pact to stabilize security across the volatile Gulf region.
The UNHINGED Take
Expecting a pinky-promise contract to stop Gulf warlords from bombing each other is peak delusion—Oman is just refereeing a knife fight with a wet noodle, bru.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE PIPE DREAM / 10
Expecting a pinky-promise contract to stop Gulf warlords from bombing each other is peak delusion—Oman is just refereeing a knife fight with a wet noodle, bru.
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Expecting a pinky-promise contract to stop Gulf warlords from bombing each other is peak delusion—Oman is just refereeing a knife fight with a wet noodle, bru. ABSOLUTE PIPE DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/a-gulf-non-aggression-pact-could-be-the #NZElection2026
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