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Andrea Johnson and Feroz Khan arrested over alleged obstruction of justice

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·30 Oct, 09:17 am
Andrea Johnson and Feroz Khan arrested over alleged obstruction of justice — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Andrea Johnson and Feroz Khan were arrested for allegedly obstructing justice during the Madlanga Commission hearings.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so incredibly kak at hiding your tracks that you turn a simple commission into a self-incrimination clinic. Absolute amateur hour from two clowns who clearly forgot that paper trails exist.

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BRAIN DEAD CRIMINALS / 10

Imagine being so incredibly kak at hiding your tracks that you turn a simple commission into a self-incrimination clinic.

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