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As locals head to the polls, a South African prediction market goes live

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·4 Nov, 02:00 am
As locals head to the polls, a South African prediction market goes live — South Africa
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The Straight Version

As South Africans head to the polls, a company is bringing the global prediction market boom home, with prices set by customers and a South African licence.

The UNHINGED Take

Look at As locals head to the polls, a South African prediction market goes live speedrunning total brain death: "As locals head to the polls, a South African prediction market goes live". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

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