The Straight Version
As South Africans head to the polls, a company is bringing the global prediction market boom home, with prices set by customers and a South African licence.
The UNHINGED Take
Look at As locals head to the polls, a South African prediction market goes live speedrunning total brain death: "As locals head to the polls, a South African prediction market goes live". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Look at As locals head to the polls, a South African prediction market goes live speedrunning total brain death: "As locals head to the polls, a South African prediction market goes live".
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