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ATM eyes national expansion ahead of 2029 elections

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Mail & Guardian·6 Nov, 07:23 pm
ATM eyes national expansion ahead of 2029 elections — South Africa
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The Straight Version

ATM parliamentary leader, Vuyo Zungula has thanked South Africans for voting.

The UNHINGED Take

"ATM eyes national expansion ahead of 2029 elections" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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FAILED / 10

"ATM eyes national expansion ahead of 2029 elections" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"ATM eyes national expansion ahead of 2029 elections" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/atm-eyes-national-expansion-ahead-of-2029-elections #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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