The Straight Version
News24 is running a guide on what to buy during the 2026 Black Friday sales.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine scraping the bottom of the barrel for consumerist scraps while the economy implodes. Only a total muppet thinks a discounted air fryer will fix their pathetic empty bank account.
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The Bottom Line
CONSUMERIST BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine scraping the bottom of the barrel for consumerist scraps while the economy implodes.
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Imagine scraping the bottom of the barrel for consumerist scraps while the economy implodes. CONSUMERIST BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/black-friday-2026-what-is-actually-worth-buying #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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