The Straight Version
Greenfields study shows Cape Town voters fear crime, cost, unemployment before 2026 election.
The UNHINGED Take
The cabal’s crime spree fuels a living wage famine while politicians promise moonshots that end up in pothole paychecks. Cape Town’s hope survives in neighbourly gossip, not in council chits.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE VILLAIN / 10
The cabal’s crime spree fuels a living wage famine while politicians promise moonshots that end up in pothole paychecks.
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