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CRL Chairperson Casts Dark Cloud Over Entire Faith Community

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·31 Oct, 07:55 pm
CRL Chairperson Casts Dark Cloud Over Entire Faith Community — South Africa
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The Straight Version

The CRL Chair is again using horrific crimes to argue for State control of religion. But Pastor Bert Pretorius argues that the law already provides the means to address every concern she raises. What is needed is proper enforcement of the law.

The UNHINGED Take

"CRL Chairperson Casts Dark Cloud Over Entire Faith Community" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"CRL Chairperson Casts Dark Cloud Over Entire Faith Community" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"CRL Chairperson Casts Dark Cloud Over Entire Faith Community" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/crl-chairperson-casts-dark-cloud-over-entire-faith #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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