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CSIR predicts ANC support will drop to 38% in Rustenburg

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Mail & Guardian·6 Nov, 08:00 pm
CSIR predicts ANC support will drop to 38% in Rustenburg — South Africa
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The Straight Version

The African National Congress (ANC) is continuing to lose grounnd as vote counting continues.

The UNHINGED Take

"CSIR predicts ANC support will drop to 38% in Rustenburg" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"CSIR predicts ANC support will drop to 38% in Rustenburg" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"CSIR predicts ANC support will drop to 38% in Rustenburg" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/csir-predicts-anc-support-will-drop-to-38 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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