The Straight Version
Da Cruz blames missed chances, Pirates' 12th man, and officiating for Chiefs' 2-1 derby loss.
The UNHINGED Take
Da Cruz is still whining like a Zib Twitter prophet, blaming the 12th man and the sandman while the sponsors chew on his ego. Chiefs' blood is still cooler than his coaching.
The Bottom Line
Crocodile Coach / 10
Da Cruz is still whining like a Zib Twitter prophet, blaming the 12th man and the sandman while the sponsors chew on his ego.
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Da Cruz is still whining like a Zib Twitter prophet, blaming the 12th man and the sandman while the sponsors chew on his ego. Crocodile Coach / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/da-cruz-blames-missed-chances-and-pirates-12th #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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