The Straight Version
The DA officially ruled out a coalition with the MK Party to govern the bankrupt eThekwini Municipality.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking you need a bribe-hungry cult of personality to fix a city that is already a sewage-filled dumpster fire. The DA is just choosing which type of circus they want to fail in.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE KAK SHOW / 10
Imagine thinking you need a bribe-hungry cult of personality to fix a city that is already a sewage-filled dumpster fire.
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Imagine thinking you need a bribe-hungry cult of personality to fix a city that is already a sewage-filled dumpster fire. ABSOLUTE KAK SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/da-slams-door-shut-on-coalition-with-mk #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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