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DA slams door shut on coalition with MK Party in hung eThekwini

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·6 Nov, 08:24 am
DA slams door shut on coalition with MK Party in hung eThekwini — South Africa
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The Straight Version

The DA officially ruled out a coalition with the MK Party to govern the bankrupt eThekwini Municipality.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking you need a bribe-hungry cult of personality to fix a city that is already a sewage-filled dumpster fire. The DA is just choosing which type of circus they want to fail in.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE KAK SHOW / 10

Imagine thinking you need a bribe-hungry cult of personality to fix a city that is already a sewage-filled dumpster fire.

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Imagine thinking you need a bribe-hungry cult of personality to fix a city that is already a sewage-filled dumpster fire. ABSOLUTE KAK SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/da-slams-door-shut-on-coalition-with-mk #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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