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Dakar Youth Olympics: Who gets to hold the flame?

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 05:17 pm
Dakar Youth Olympics: Who gets to hold the flame? — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Senegal hosts first African Youth Olympics in Dakar.

The UNHINGED Take

Senegal's cold beer party turns into a candlelit rave, but somebody's still stuck with the torch. Al Jazeera's gurus binge streaming while dreams crumble like burnt hush puppies.

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Senegal's cold beer party turns into a candlelit rave, but somebody's still stuck with the torch.

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