The Straight Version
Senegal hosts first African Youth Olympics in Dakar.
The UNHINGED Take
Senegal's cold beer party turns into a candlelit rave, but somebody's still stuck with the torch. Al Jazeera's gurus binge streaming while dreams crumble like burnt hush puppies.

The Bottom Line
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Senegal's cold beer party turns into a candlelit rave, but somebody's still stuck with the torch.
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