The Straight Version
Power slap fighter Danie van Heerden stars in a new JabulaBets advertising campaign.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine taking brain damage for a living only to end up shilling for a bookie. Pitbull is just a glorified human punching bag selling gambling debt to desperate okes.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // MAN GETTING SLAPPEDGIF
The Bottom Line
CTE BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine taking brain damage for a living only to end up shilling for a bookie.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Imagine taking brain damage for a living only to end up shilling for a bookie. CTE BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/danie-pitbull-van-heerden-never-walks-out-alone #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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