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Democrat Abdul El-Sayed to become first Muslim senator after winning Michigan race

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 09:20 am
Democrat Abdul El-Sayed to become first Muslim senator after winning Michigan race — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Democrat Abdul El-Sayed has defeated Republican Mike Rogers in a bitter campaign for Michigan’s open Senate seat, making him the first Muslim elected to the upper chamber of Congress. During his campaign, El-Sayed had to contend with Islamophobic attacks from Republicans and his primary opponent endorsing Rogers.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Democrat Abdul El: "Democrat Abdul El-Sayed to become first Muslim senator after winning Michigan race". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Democrat Abdul El: "Democrat Abdul El-Sayed to become first Muslim senator after winning Michigan race".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Democrat Abdul El: "Democrat Abdul El-Sayed to become first Muslim senator after winning Michigan race". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/democrat-abdul-el-sayed-to-become-first-muslim #NZElection2026 #U

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