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Durban court orders limits on March and March marches and conduct

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·30 Oct, 07:06 pm
Durban court orders limits on March and March marches and conduct — South Africa
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The Straight Version

The Durban High Court has imposed interim restrictions on March and March protests after police raised concerns about alleged violence and a possible attack on a refugee reception centre. The movement disputes the characterisation of its demonstrations as violent.

The UNHINGED Take

"Durban court orders limits on March and March marches and conduct" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Durban court orders limits on March and March marches and conduct" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Durban court orders limits on March and March marches and conduct" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/durban-court-orders-limits-on-march-and-march #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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