The Straight Version
eThekwini and Umdoni municipalities are ramping up beach safety measures ahead of the festive season.
The UNHINGED Take
The only thing more toxic than the eThekwini water is the delusional optimism that you won't leave with a raging infection or a stolen car. Absolute toilet-tier holiday planning.
The Bottom Line
SEWAGE SANDWICH / 10
The only thing more toxic than the eThekwini water is the delusional optimism that you won't leave with a raging infection or a stolen car.
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The only thing more toxic than the eThekwini water is the delusional optimism that you won't leave with a raging infection or a stolen car. SEWAGE SANDWICH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/ethekwini-and-umdoni-beaches-ready-for-festive-season #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN
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