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Explosions hit Iran’s Qeshm Island as US media report US strikes in Hormuz

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 02:25 am
Explosions hit Iran’s Qeshm Island as US media report US strikes in Hormuz — South Africa
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US bombs hit Iran's Qeshm Island and Hormuz Bay ports.

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