The Straight Version
A factory fire in China's shoe capital has killed at least 28 people.
The UNHINGED Take
You’d think in 2026 knowledge of fire safety mattered, but there goes another building that learned the hard way. Politicians kept talking about fire doors like they’re props at a theater, while the workers went up in flames like bad jokes. At least the smoke looked like a V8 engine, ironic but true.
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
You’d think in 2026 knowledge of fire safety mattered, but there goes another building that learned the hard way.
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You’d think in 2026 knowledge of fire safety mattered, but there goes another building that learned the hard way. COOKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/factory-fire-kills-at-least-28-in-chinas #UnhingedWorld
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