The Straight Version
115 sailors leave Saint-Malo at 12:02 GMT for the Route du Rhum transatlantic race.
The UNHINGED Take
Nicolas d’Estais and his Café Joyeux sail because the ocean is apparently a giant glittering 'freezer' for French dreamers. Lights, camera, mocked chaos, again.
The Bottom Line
Rudderless Hopes / 10
Nicolas d’Estais and his Café Joyeux sail because the ocean is apparently a giant glittering 'freezer' for French dreamers.
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Nicolas d’Estais and his Café Joyeux sail because the ocean is apparently a giant glittering 'freezer' for French dreamers. Rudderless Hopes / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/france-route-du-rhum-yacht-race-sets-off #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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