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Green Shoots: Friends are the family you choose

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·6 Nov, 08:22 am
Green Shoots: Friends are the family you choose — South Africa
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The Straight Version

South Africans are preparing for the annual December migration to coastal and rural holiday destinations.

The UNHINGED Take

The whole country is collectively abandoning their failing infrastructure to pretend they have money for three weeks of booze before reality slams back into their broke faces in January.

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The Bottom Line

DELUSIONAL DEBT SPIRAL / 10

The whole country is collectively abandoning their failing infrastructure to pretend they have money for three weeks of booze before reality slams back into their broke faces in January.

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The whole country is collectively abandoning their failing infrastructure to pretend they have money for three weeks of booze before reality slams back into their broke faces in January. DELUSIONAL DEBT SPIRAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/green-shoots-friends-are-t

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