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Heidi Klum turns herself into a giant severed hand for Halloween 2026

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·2 Nov, 07:33 am
Heidi Klum turns herself into a giant severed hand for Halloween 2026 — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Heidi Klum celebrated her 25th annual Halloween party by dressing as an elaborate giant severed hand.

The UNHINGED Take

Heidi Klum, you absolute poes. Twenty-five years of being a munted hand just proves you'll do anything for attention; get a real hobby, not just a costume.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Heidi Klum, you absolute poes.

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Heidi Klum, you absolute poes. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/heidi-klum-turns-herself-into-a-giant-severed #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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