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How a sardine buildup triggered a 50 percent power cut at Eskom’s Koeberg

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·24 Aug, 12:46 pm
How a sardine buildup triggered a 50 percent power cut at Eskom’s Koeberg — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Eskom has reduced power generation at Koeberg Nuclear Power Station by 50% due to a sardine buildup at the seawater intake, raising concerns about marine life and operational safety.

The UNHINGED Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Eskom has reduced power generation at Koeberg Nuclear Power Station by 50% due to a sardine buildup at the seawater intake, raising concerns about marine life and operational safety.

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FAILED / 10

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/how-a-sardine-buildup-triggered-a-50-percent #UnhingedWorld

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