The Straight Version
Kenyans were charged in a 130 million dollar scheme using stolen identities to defraud US student aid systems.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so munted you think you can hack Uncle Sam for a quick buck and not get the feds knocking down your door. Absolute bottom-tier effort at a heist.

The Bottom Line
AMATEUR HOUR FRAUDSTERS / 10
Imagine being so munted you think you can hack Uncle Sam for a quick buck and not get the feds knocking down your door.
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Imagine being so munted you think you can hack Uncle Sam for a quick buck and not get the feds knocking down your door. AMATEUR HOUR FRAUDSTERS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/how-kenyans-got-caught-in-130m-us-ghost #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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