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Hundreds evacuated from Melania-brokered ceasefire town of Oleshky

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 02:44 am
Hundreds evacuated from Melania-brokered ceasefire town of Oleshky — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Hundreds evacuated from Russia-occupied Oleshky after Melania Trump brokered a ceasefire.

The UNHINGED Take

Melanie, blind as a kamey, lured Russian soldiers into Oleshky like a KFC chicken, then scrawled a ceasefire like a mud sketch.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Melanie, blind as a kamey, lured Russian soldiers into Oleshky like a KFC chicken, then scrawled a ceasefire like a mud sketch.

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Melanie, blind as a kamey, lured Russian soldiers into Oleshky like a KFC chicken, then scrawled a ceasefire like a mud sketch. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/hundreds-evacuated-from-melania-brokered-ceasefire-town-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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