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Injuries reported after two trains collide in Spain

๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ South AfricaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Al Jazeeraยท28 Oct, 09:26 am
Injuries reported after two trains collide in Spain โ€” South Africa
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The Straight Version

Two trains collided in Spain resulting in multiple injuries.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine failing at the one job that involves following a literal straight line. Absolutely munted engineering for the absolute muppets of the Spanish rail network.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine failing at the one job that involves following a literal straight line.

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Imagine failing at the one job that involves following a literal straight line. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/injuries-reported-after-two-trains-collide-in-spain #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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