The Straight Version
Iran fired missiles at US forces in Jordan, which were successfully intercepted by the US military
The UNHINGED Take
Ja, those Iranians are at it again, trying to stir up more drama, but luckily the Yanks have got some decent tech to knock those missiles out the sky, otherwise we'd have had a right old kerfuffle on our hands, and I'm sure our own government would've found a way to mess it up if they were involved, probably would've tried to negotiate with the Iranians over a plate of bobotie and a Castle Lager
The Bottom Line
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Ja, those Iranians are at it again, trying to stir up more drama, but luckily the Yanks have got some decent tech to knock those missiles out the sky, otherwise we'd have had a right old kerfuffle on our hands, and I'm sure our own government would've found a way to mess it up if they were involved, probably would've tried to negotiate with the Iranians over a plate of bobotie and a Castle Lager
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Ja, those Iranians are at it again, trying to stir up more drama, but luckily the Yanks have got some decent tech to knock those missiles out the sky, otherwise we'd have had a right old kerfuffle on our hands, and I'm sure our own government would've found a way to mes
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