The Straight Version
Iran’s IRGC plans underground missile factories to outsmart bombardment.
The UNHINGED Take
They burrow warpots underground; while the world’s nukes scratch, they quietly chuckle, humming 'Keep digging, mate.' Their subterfuge is a laughable hole-in-the-sky plot.

The Bottom Line
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They burrow warpots underground; while the world’s nukes scratch, they quietly chuckle, humming 'Keep digging, mate.' Their subterfuge is a laughable hole-in-the-sky plot.
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They burrow warpots underground; while the world’s nukes scratch, they quietly chuckle, humming 'Keep digging, mate.' Their subterfuge is a laughable hole-in-the-sky plot. CERTIFIED WATCH YOUR ARMS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/irans-irgc-says-building-underground-s
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