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Israel closes Hebron’s Ibrahimi Mosque to Palestinians for Jewish holiday

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 07:16 pm
Israel closes Hebron’s Ibrahimi Mosque to Palestinians for Jewish holiday — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Israel locks Hebron Ibrahimi Mosque for Jewish holiday, blocking all Palestinian worship.

The UNHINGED Take

Hebron's gate yawns like a starving chimp as Israelis cackle at the pile-up. Palestinians get the exit ladder while Jews toss holy water at the empty altar.

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SABBATH SADNESS / 10

Hebron's gate yawns like a starving chimp as Israelis cackle at the pile-up.

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Hebron's gate yawns like a starving chimp as Israelis cackle at the pile-up. SABBATH SADNESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/israel-closes-hebrons-ibrahimi-mosque-to-palestinians-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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