The Straight Version
Israel locks Hebron Ibrahimi Mosque for Jewish holiday, blocking all Palestinian worship.
The UNHINGED Take
Hebron's gate yawns like a starving chimp as Israelis cackle at the pile-up. Palestinians get the exit ladder while Jews toss holy water at the empty altar.

The Bottom Line
SABBATH SADNESS / 10
Hebron's gate yawns like a starving chimp as Israelis cackle at the pile-up.
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Hebron's gate yawns like a starving chimp as Israelis cackle at the pile-up. SABBATH SADNESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/israel-closes-hebrons-ibrahimi-mosque-to-palestinians-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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