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James Moloi sacked, but World Athletics ban threat still clouds SA's Olympic bid

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·28 Oct, 09:45 am
James Moloi sacked, but World Athletics ban threat still clouds SA's Olympic bid — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Athletics South Africa faces a World Athletics ban after sacking president James Moloi amidst an Olympic bid attempt.

The UNHINGED Take

We cannot even manage a track meet without a meltdown, let alone host the Olympics. Trying to bid for 2036 while being banned by the world is peak local delusion.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL CLOWN SHOW / 10

We cannot even manage a track meet without a meltdown, let alone host the Olympics.

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We cannot even manage a track meet without a meltdown, let alone host the Olympics. COLOSSAL CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/james-moloi-sacked-but-world-athletics-ban-threat #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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