The Straight Version
Israel's president picks Gadi Eisenkot over Netanyahu to form the next government.
The UNHINGED Take
Eisenkot now commander a circus, pulling Netanyahu off stage while budget bones twist unheard of taxes? A puppet show that looks like space‑age thievery, jo!
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The Bottom Line
STINKING CHAOS /10
Eisenkot now commander a circus, pulling Netanyahu off stage while budget bones twist unheard of taxes?
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Eisenkot now commander a circus, pulling Netanyahu off stage while budget bones twist unheard of taxes? STINKING CHAOS /10 https://unhingednews.com/za/jerusalem-daily-eisenkot-picked-over-netanyahu-to-form #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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